Now airing. Fridge debut coming soon.

The smoothest dip in the neighborhood.

A silky, whipped sweet pea dip. Run by a grandma who doesn't take no for an answer. Hummus had its chance.

Pick the first flavor Meet the boss
CC[The Podmother] Eat your peas. I won't ask twice.
The Podmother in a red leather restaurant booth with a bowl of green pea dip, two pea bodyguards in sunglasses behind her CCNobody touches the dip until I say.
Episode one

Welcome to the family.

It started like every good family business. Months on bean TikTok. One wrong turn into pea TikTok. One side of sweet peas. Total obsession.

Hummus is grainy. Guac goes brown. Nobody was looking out for the peas. So The Podmother stepped in.

"From now on, the peas are under my protection. Capisce?"

What's in the tub

House rules.

A refrigerated sweet pea dip that sits next to the hummus and makes it nervous. Three rules, no exceptions.

Full body Podmother in a black pantsuit, holding a pea pod, hand on her hip The boss

Silky, never grainy

Whipped and velvety, in a lane of its own. Not chunky like guac, not gritty like hummus.

Green, always

Pea green from the first scoop to the last. A brown dip does not leave this house.

Flavor first, no junk

Big flavor comes first. Then the cleanest ingredients we can find. Nothing she can't pronounce.

Recipe in development now. The family is tasting everything.

Channel surfing

Her moods.

Eight channels, one grandmother. Pick up the remote and see who you're dealing with today.

CH 1 The Podmother looking unimpressed CCYou brought store bought hummus. To my house.
THE REMOTE

Tip: the angry channel is not a suggestion.

The family vote

The family is split.

French Onion or the Sesame Wasabi. One of them launches first, and you get the deciding vote. Choose wisely.

Where the family stands

Live count
50% French OnionSesame Wasabi 50%

Dead even. Nobody has voted yet, so you could swing the whole thing.

A plum tub of green pea dip topped with caramelized onions, next to a halved onion and a wedge of cheese The family recipe

French Onion

Onions cooked low and slow. Dark, sweet and jammy. A rich, brothy middle. A nutty Gruyère finish. All whipped into silky sweet pea.

  • Jammy
  • Savory
  • Cozy
A plum tub of green pea dip topped with sesame seeds and scallions, with chopsticks, a pea pod and a dish of wasabi The kick

Sesame Wasabi

Sweet pea up front. Then a sharp hit of wasabi, straight to the nose. Gone in a second, like it never happened. Clean, salty finish. You'll reach for another chip.

  • Sharp
  • Fast
  • Clean

One vote each. The Podmother counts them herself.

Special crossover event

BABE!vsCAPISCE?

Battle of the Brands

The iT GiRL from MiSTO versus The Podmother. Ten rounds, one winner, and the audience votes every week. The winner actually gets made.

Watch on @thebrandbattle
The Podmother riding a plum motorcycle with a basket full of pea pods
TV guide

Coming up next.

The Podmother is being built in public. This is the order of operations.

SAT 8:00 AM
8:004POD

The Family Vote On now

French Onion or Sesame Wasabi. You pick what launches first.

8:304POD

The Kitchen Table Up next

The dip gets made. Taste tests. The mistakes. What it really costs.

9:004POD

The Tub Later

Packaging, designed in public. Including the versions that got whacked.

9:304POD

The Fridge Debut Later

She takes her seat in the dip aisle. Hummus has been warned.

All day7MOODS

Her Moods Reruns

Eight channels. One grandma. Change at your own risk.

Weekly9BATTLE

Battle of the Brands Live

The iT GiRL vs The Podmother. The audience picks the winner.

Hover over the guide to pause it.

Join the family

You're family now.

Get the news when it happens. Vote results. First tastes. The tub reveal. Mostly peas.

No spam. She writes when there's news.

@eat.the.podmother
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